LubrosityTM Enhancement Services
Be you an esteemed patron, aspiring pleasure object supplier, innovative DIY enthusiast, or had an unpleasant experience with another wooden object, we can (in most cases) help.
LubrosityTM is more than a mere coating, its a patent-able innovative multi-step process. Likened to a renowned chicken franchise’s secret recipe and your carbonated beverage supplier’s flavour formula, LubrosityTM is a trade secret.
So. while we may not send you a pint, we’d be pleased to help you achieve functional aesthetic nirvana.
- Choose ‘Beautify’ to bring a shine to your companion.
- Choose ‘Repair and Coat’ if your partner has gotten into a recent scrape.
- Choose ‘Commercial Inquiry’ Please contact email@example.com.
Hobbyists with DIY creations, select ‘Beautify’ and follow the instructions for preparation below.
Not So Small Print:
1. Items should be sanded to a minimum of 400 grit (optimally 800-2000). The LubrosityTM service is not rapid (good things come to those who wait). Please allow 2-4 weeks following confirmed NobEssence receipt for return service.
2. This is a service. We have attempted to establish a sustainable price. The service includes removal of existing coatings, minor repair of blemishes and LubrosityTM. If gouged, fractured or if your wooden object appears have been used as chew toy (Yes. That really has happened), then we will endeavor to contact you to discuss your options.
3. There is no agreement, explicit or implied, as to the intellectual property of any designs or shapes which are received by NobEssence in association with this service. US & International Patent and Trademark laws will apply.
4. Aspiring commercial suppliers of wooden pleasure objects should contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org to discuss contract-LubrosityTM services.